Horrible Ocean Quiz

So... there are bad guys in the ocean. Let's learn about them, so we know what to avoid.

Transcript

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One. What is the largest species of shark? Is it A, the Great White, B, the whale, or C the tiger?

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The uh whale shark.

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Correct.

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Yes! And so the theme is sharks today?

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The theme is what I call horrible ocean trivia.

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Should we play the dang intro? Yes. Which one did you want to play?

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I want it uh. I want this one. Our intro that we play every time.

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This one's a little bit drama.

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It's called In Love with an Older Girl.

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Been there. Oh yeah, I mean. Oh, there we go.

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There we go.

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Alright. Are we wanting this for a song? Or is there a more shark one that you would like?

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Uh, is there like an underwater one?

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Oh.

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Make it look round. The uh, yeah.

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The enchantment under the C Vans.

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Okay.

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Perfect. Uh, yes. A little background for this uh theme of the ocean. I hate the ocean. I don't like any of the creatures in it. No. There's no part of it that's redeemable. And for that reason, I was like, I need to do some ocean trivia for Mike.

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Yes. Sorry everyone, I'm we like to have a song going while we go.

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It helps our brain flow better and we answer more songs or questions correctly.

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But I love the idea of a watery one, but at this point, I'll take anything. So this one's called just bass and drum.

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Perfect. Alright. Question two. What percentage of the ocean never receives sunlight? Is it A50%, B65%, or C90%?

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C.

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Correct. 90% of the ocean does not receive sunlight. Which is horrible. If you think about it, it's all dark. Question three. How many brains does an octopus have? Is it A3, B9, or C12?

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A.

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It's B. And they have one brain that controls like the center, and then they have a brain for each arm. What are they called? Tentacles.

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Thingma jig.

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Isn't that bad? I think that's bad.

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It's horrible.

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Number four. A smack. Is the name of the gathering of what type of sea animal? So you'd be like, that's a smack of. Is it a jellyfish? B sea turtle or sea clownfish?

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Definitely a.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna change the uh song here.

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I think it's not It's not helping you answer correctly.

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Yeah, we need one that's a little more like um chill.

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There we go.

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Hey, Aunt Gracie's.

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Oh brought to you by Aunt Gracie's Aunt Gracie's Cafe. It's worth the sip.

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Should we do our ad read quick? Sure. You come home on a warm summer's day, and what would you like? None other than Aunt Gracie's coffee.

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Aunt Gracie's worth the sip.

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That was really good. Okay, keep going, sorry.

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It actually is sponsored by Aunt Gracie's Cafe. We just did a really good job of casually throwing that in there. Yeah. Anyways, question number five. What is the largest type of sea turtle? Is it A, Loggerhead, B, Hawksbill, or C leatherback?

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C.

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Correct.

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Okay. Sometimes the names give it away a little bit, like, or lead you to it.

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What percentage of the Earth is made up of the ocean? Is it 60%, 70%, or 80? 60? 70! Isn't that bad? That's too much ocean.

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So as we record this, Artemis 2, Orion spacecraft, is landing today in the ocean, correct?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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The gross ocean.

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Yes. They only have to hit 70% of the planet.

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What's that part in Lilo and Stitch where he's like Stitch's little pod is going off to Earth and he goes, Don't worry, it's mostly water anyways, and then he lands on the Hawaii.

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His little laugh.

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Yes. Anyways, question seven. What type of animal is the killer whale technically? Is it a whale, a shark, or a dolphin?

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A dolphin?

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It is. It's a big dolphin.

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They have large brains?

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Yeah. And bodies. They're big. And they eat other fish. They're not good.

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We saw what's her face? Whale, the one that killed someone before. We didn't see it happen.

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What's her name though?

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T? Does it start with a T?

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Or an S?

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Dude, I thought.

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Well, it's the chick. It's Shamu Shamu's girlfriend is the one that killed the, yeah. But I don't remember her name. May she rest in peace. Anyways.

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I've maybe she's alive. Oh. Okay, no, we'll continue. I have no idea.

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What do we call the deep? Why did I say it like that? What do we call the deepest part? You can say it that way. The deepest part of the ocean. Is it the midnight zone? The abyss or the marina trench?

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Marina Trench?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Wow, you know a lot about the ocean.

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I don't know where this is coming from.

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You're just winning.

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It's Nemo. Yeah, Mike.

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Everything you've learned from Nemo is now finally being useful.

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Something. I can't even remember the address. I was gonna make a big joke. What is this freaking address?

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Sydney P Sherman.

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P. Sherman42 all.

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Let me wave.

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I'm actually Dory. Continue.

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Your memory doesn't work.

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Abby tried to save me and I think she did.

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She did. Question number nine. How long can sea turtles hold their breath? Two hours, four hours, or six hours?

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Six hours?

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Only two.

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Wow.

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Then they gotta pop up.

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That's cra actually crazy.

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Yeah. I feel like how much how far can you really travel in two hours?

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Yeah. Let's hold our breath now.

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Okay, for two hours? On air, and it's just this one song on a loop for two hours?

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Doo doo doo doo.

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How many pounds of plastic is estimated to go into the ocean every year? Is it one billion, fourteen billion, or thirty three billion?

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None are good. I'm gonna say thirty-three.

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It is thirty-three billion. I believe in us every year. I believe in us! Mike, we can crank out those high numbers.

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Abby has a bracelet. She's in the room with us, by the way. Made of trash.

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Ocean trash?

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Yes.

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That's beautiful.

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Team 40, right? Or no, team 40.

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Trash? I don't know.

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Team C's.

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Team C's?

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Something like that. I don't remember. You donate, like, whatever, 20 bucks or like the the bracelet's 20. I shouldn't even be talking about it.

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You're like, she gave money and then she got a bracelet somehow, and every dollar is one pound of trash removed. Is one pound. It takes one pound of trash to make it.

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No. Oh. Then they just make it out of plastic.

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Fresh plastic?

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I think ocean plastic.

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Okay.

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Wonderful.

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This next set of questions are specifically about squids.

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Okay.

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Which are my least favorite animal on the planet.

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What does the meme say here? Sorry.

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Um Mike sends me this text periodically just to remind me.

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So every couple months I clean out my pictures.

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Oh, that's why I get it?

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Yeah, so I always end up seeing because like I get rid of all screenshots except this one.

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Because it's important.

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It says, Google says, see a 3D octopus in your room with the Google app. And then it's someone responds and says, no, I'm okay.

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Yeah, and I I agree. I never want to see that. I didn't respond last time. Because I don't want, I don't like when I see it again. I just imagine a squid in my in my room. So in honor of that, uh these the next six questions are about squids. So question 11. What era are squids from? Is it the Triassic? Jurassic or Cretaceous?

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Cretaceous?

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Jurassic. Jurassic? Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park.

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Goodness.

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That's horrible. How big is the colossal squid's eye?

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A soccer ball.

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Yeah.

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Is it?

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Yeah, it's 12 inches.

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Oh, yes.

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Isn't that disgusting? That's a foot.

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Okay, yeah, sorry. I'm celebrating. Um We can't be happy.

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How big on average do colossal squids grow to be? Oh. Are they 25 feet, 33 feet, or 41 feet?

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25.

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33. Oh. That's too long. I'm only five feet tall. That's too many of me. And it's a squid.

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I really get uncomfortable, and especially we're sitting in this room where we've seen so many videos of frickin' squids. I keep saying that word.

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I know.

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Bleep.

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I have so back in the glory days of college when we had a weekly knockout.

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Yes.

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Which was a show that we did. I would give squid and shark updates every single week.

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But we'd watch one or we'd see pictures, and so it was bad.

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And it's still bad. I still don't like these animals. So there's a colossal squid, which is the biggest squid, and then the giant squid, which is the scariest one. So that's why some of these questions are about the colossals, some are about the giant.

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Oh, I see.

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Question number 13 or 14 is about the colossal squid. What is the colossal squid's unique method of fighting? Is it that A, it has hooks in its tentacles, B, it has venomous ink, or C, it has the strongest grip strength of any squid.

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Grip strength?

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No, it has hooks in its tentacles. Are you serious? I never knew those. Instead of little well, it still has a little suction thingies, but it also has a bunch of hooks. Disgusting.

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You need to follow our podcast, or there will be a squid in your room.

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Tonight. Like, I'm following. I'm not even following yet, but I will follow just as a precaution. What? Number 15. What is the diet of a giant squid? Is it a small fish? B larger fish like sharks, or C anything it can get its hands on like other giant squids.

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That last one.

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Yep, so they are known cannibals.

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Wonderful.

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But they'll eat anything that swims their way.

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Hey buddy, you can try again. Sorry, I the mic was off here. He's trying to talk. This is um Sir Miles Axelrod. Now you can talk. Say hello. You don't have to.

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You don't have to. He's part of our pod.

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Yeah, he's at a mic.

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You ready for 16?

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Yeah, how many are there?

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There's 16's the last one, and then I got one for the road.

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Oh, you do have our okay, I see.

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Number 16. How many tentacles do squids have? Is it eight, ten, or twelve?

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Um, excuse me. That was Sir Miles Axelrod. That's not his name. Scratching the thing.

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Yeah, they want to take this off.

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Yeah, you can. The last one.

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They only have ten. Only ten.

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I guess uh in my head they have three.

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Do squids not have three Well, octopuses have eight. Oh, it was octopus? No, and then squids have ten.

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Do they really?

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They have two extra ones just for fun.

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For eating podcasters.

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Yes. They're disgusting. So mainly I wanted you to suffer through this knowledge of the ocean that I had.

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I actually, in not here, let me uh pause the song for a second. Yes? Well, mine's gotta stay on. It makes it sound good.

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Yeah.

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You can sit come sit with daddy. Oh, don't take mine off. Um. Okay. See, you want to say something? Say nine.

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No, I need to do the mic.

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We um I get scared talking about this, and it brings me back to the days of having to see those pictures. So thank you for bringing me back, dearest sibling.

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The horrible, horrible ocean.

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Miles is removing the uh mic covers.

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Yes.

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So it's a more raw clique experience.

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Yeah, he's hard at work right now.

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Okay, so the reason I was asking Grace how many are left, I wasn't trying to be done.

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We all wanted to be done. We didn't want to know anything else about the ocean.

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Yes. But we're trying to do one to go, basically, or as she said, for the road, which is great. Go to the description and be the first one to get this question.

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There you go.

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Be the first one. It's we have a feedback button, or I don't know what it's labeled. Be the first one to do it. You get a shout out.

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We will shout you out.

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You can Google the answer.

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Yeah, I'll never know.

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Yeah. So go to no matter where you're listening, you can participate. Gracie, hit us.

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One for the road. What is the deadliest predator in the ocean? And I'll give you A, B, and C. Is it A, the killer whale, B, the great white shark, or C, the polar bear?

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And we have no answer for you. You gotta come back next time. Hey, thank you.

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Yeah. It's been good.

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Thank you, Grace, for hosting it today.

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Of course. Thanks for learning about the ocean. My favorite outro! This is so good! Hey. Have a dance party. Google the deadliest predator in the ocean, and we'll see you next time. Yeah, goodbye.